I’ll put myself in timeout

In my defense, we had an infestation of mice. Y'all they built a NEST in one of my kitchen cabinets. And neither one of the people in the house who can form complete sentences noticed anything until they started leaving evidence of their shenanigans on our kitchen fucking counters. I damn near burnt the house... Continue Reading →

Happy Memorial Day!

In the United States today is MEMORIAL DAY when we take time to honor those who made the ultimate sacrifice in defense of their country. For most its an excuse to grill, get drunk, and take an extra day off work. For those with active duty military in their family, it's a sobering reminder of... Continue Reading →

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